Reader Response to
March of the Porcelain Soldiers

EOD Training Not Tough Enough
To: Hack
Subject: Response to "March of the Porcelain Soldiers"

I'm in Air Force Explosive Ordnance Disposal. As you may or may not know, we go to a joint-service school administered by the Navy. The quality of the graduates has been in steady decline for at least four years now. From what I hear from my instructor buddies, coddling, pandering, and babysitting are now SOP there. Plus, now that the school is all at Eglin (used to be half Eglin, half Indian Head), these kids are sunning and funning on the beach instead of shitting their pants about their next test. They show up to their unit, no bearing and discipline, no knowledge. To paraphrase: useless shit-bags.

I've got a guy in Korea right now who went to Minot first, then here, who didn't know how to properly check out our MX-22 (radio-fired blasting machines). How the fuck do you get an EOD troop who doesn't know how to check out his own goddamn equipment? The infantry equivalent would be a grunt who didn't know how to function test his rifle after two years of service.

When I went through EOD School, we were afraid to even look at the instructors for fear of being kicked the fuck out! Now these FNGs cruise through school, knowing they'll be given second, third, and fourth chances to get it right. The Air Force pays them ten thousand fucking dollars to finish the school! God forbid we get some quality EOD techs in the field. It's not like we have two wars going on or anything! Not to mention that Iraq and Afghanistan are have pretty much been everyone's ordnance shitting ground for years. How am I supposed to do anything on an incident when I have to keep looking over my shoulder to see if some little shit-head is setting up my equipment properly?

I read "Steel My Soldiers' Hearts" and it gave me some inspiration. These guys need to be re-educated. It may be the school's fault, it may have been their last unit's fault, but goldsmith, if I don't fix their stupid asses, it's going to be my fault. Okay, that's my rant. I look forward to picking up more of your books. I know you're a Korea vet, so I'll wash my kagogi down with some soju while I'm thinking about ya! Feel free to shoot me an e-mail. Thanks again for having the sack to be HONEST.

EOD SGT


To: Hack

Just want to Thank You for researching and writing that article! I retired from the Army after 26 years of service, 6 months ago. I enlisted in 1975 into the Women's Army Corps. As I read your article, I found myself thinking, "these kids have it easier than we did in the WACS!" I was disgusted!

I do agree with you on the point made for separate gender training. It is abundently evident the distraction is destroying any clear focus on training these kids need so desparately to survive combat! My heart goes out to the Hard Core Drill Sergeants!

I recently began to experience second thoughts on my decision to retire. I am a CW2 420A8 (Personnel) (20 years enlisted time) and some of my duties involved approving accession packages and processing discharges. I can't tell you how many times I refused to approve accession packages where it was clear the recruiter had "fixed, dummied up, or flat out lied" on the recruits package just to meet a quota!!!! I was constantly the bad guy in this whole scheme and am proud of it! You cannot believe the type of recruits they would try to pass by me, from felons, to illegal aliens, drug offenders (major), asthma sufferers, diabetics, single parents who lied on their applications as far as dependency and then would put their children down as their SGLI beneficiary! These applications would go through many hands (MSG's, SGM's, MAJ's, etc.) for proofing before landing on my desk. I could not turn a blind eye to this as they did.

All I kept thinking about was how could they do this to their fellow soldiers in the field? Just to make quota! On the discharge side of the house, I would cringe everytime I received yet ANOTHER discharge because they washed out of basic training, mostly because they did not want to be there in the first place, or it was too hard, etc. Very few legitmate cases. I could not figure out what was wrong until I read your article.

Now it all makes sense and I am very sad at the condition of our training. I feel conventional forces should be trained the same way the combat forces are trained! I have always felt that way and I feel cheated that I was not afforded that great training from the beginning. As you also stated in your article, there is NO defined frontline, has NOT been for many, many, years, so WHY is there still separate training for conventional and combat soldiers? Along that line, I must tell you that when I attended the US Army Sergeants Major Academy in 1992, I was the only female in my group. That in itself is nothing new for me, just a fact. What was interesting and new for me was half my group consisted of Special Operations Soldiers.

I really never had the opportunity to be around these soldiers previously, so needless to say, I was impressed, proud, and wondered why I never knew soldiers of this caliber and training existed in my army! I learned so much from them and was actually PISSED OFF that I was never afforded the opportunity for this type of training! I felt I had wasted the first 20 years of my career. Meeting them made me a better soldier. They, on the other hand, learned quite a bit from me as far as females soldiers being squared away and hard charging, and, yes, there are MANY females in the military that are PROUD to be soldiers and would risk their lives in an instant to defend their country and way of life. I am sure that you know that but it felt good to write it! I still keep in touch with many of those soldiers from my group and think about them often, especially with the events unfolding around us today.

I have seen you on FOX News and liked what you had to say and thought, Wow, this officer is awesome, says it like it is, and most importantly, Knows of What He Speaks! Thank you for that! I also found your website today, joined SFTT and will volunteer in anyway I can! It is helping me feel like I can still contribute, without having to be a part of the politically correct military of today. My heart is with each and everyone of them and I hope SFTT helps make things better for their future.

My Best Wishes to you and your organization

CW2 Colleen Crowley USA (Ret)


Colonel,

Just a quick note since I realize how busy you are. I have another great (grave?) example of the army's march toward porcelain soldiers. PLDC. Camp Williams, Utah. 1998. As the CSM stood in front of us NCO hopefuls, he touted his success rate of turning out quality NCO's. Then, as if reading my unspoken thoughts, he continued by saying no female soldier has ever academically dropped out of PLDC. We were soon to find out why.

The standard for academically passing PLDC was a minimum score of 80 on any written test. Any failure resulted in a re-test which also had to be passed with 80%. There were no third tries. The CSM went on to explain we had to make sure we filled in our answer sheets perfectly, for even if we marked the right answer and the computer couldn't read it, because for instance we had not darkened the circles enough, we'll..too bad, so sad..you're out. Even if all the answers were correct. This point was made very clear to us.

Jump to one week later. A number of our platoon did not pass a test on the first time. They went for the retake. The story they told when they returned should be old news to you now. A female soldier did not pass on the first attempt and went with them for the re-take. She failed the second test as well. Then began the drama. This was an active duty soldier. She could not go back to her unit in disgrace for failing out of an already watered down and spoon fed NCO development course. This female fell into hysterics the likes of which had been hitherto unseen by those present. It got so bad the medics were called for. At the height of the show, with the other classmates still present, and the medics frantically trying to calm the now wailing, thrashing, and tear soaked soldier, the CSM comes in the room declares that after careful examination of the soldier's FIRST test, it appears she had gotten them 100% correct, and had simply NOT DARKENED THE CIRCLES ENOUGH, and therefore would proceed with the rest of her class.

Suddenly the high academic success rate of female soldiers at this PLDC course became suddenly evident. In Bosnia last year we had several first line supervisors who seemed to have graduated from this same PLDC course. But more on that next time.

Keep up the good work Colonel.


To: Hack

Read your story about the abomination called Training at Fort Jackson (March Of The Porcelain Soldiers) and found it HIT HOME so thoroughly that I had to say, THANKS!

I was a DI there. Spent two tours. All I can say is this. My first tour 73-76 we could train Soldiers and, by God we did! My second tour 79-81 was a Professional Soldiers worst nightmare.

Integrated Training had just begun when I was reassigned to the 25th Division in 1976. I got to experience two cycles with Co. C, 7th Bn., 2nd BT Brigade (The Us Army test Battalion for Integrated Training) and thank God I was eligible to rotate my ass out of that mess before it got really out of hand in the few years there after.

What I just can't comprehend to this day is "If you know it was such a failure in the seventies, why in Gods name bring the shit back in the nineties "

My second tour (Non-Voluntary) I had been promoted to E-7 and the US Army had just changed policy for E-6 qualified Drills. Despite what I believed was an unjust ruling, I marched my ass back to Drill Status once again. Assigned to D-8-2 as Senior Field, I lasted half of one cycle. Short of a Courts Martial, I excepted reassignment to the Reception Station until my tour was complete. Needless to say, Training was no longer Training. Commanders, First Sergeants, Senior Fields and many Drills were "Cow-towing" to a Doctrine that literally tied the hands of everyone except the almighty TRAINEE! Female Training was paramount! The OLD SCHOOL DRILLS were a thing of the past or, had caved in to this new concept that was forcing PURE AND DIVINE, 100% BULLSHIT onto the gaining units in the field and in the trenches. During my first tour, I may have seen or heard of as many as 5 cases of abuse and zero cases of Sexual abuse. During my second tour, the doors to the Post Court Room swung more often than the doors to the Post NCO Club. NCO's and Officers being charged with every conceivable charge under the sun and least of which was Sexual.

I personally knew quite a few who had charges trumped up on them but all in all, many just couldn't resist the temptation. Now you may say, that's OK but, it's not OK. Some damned fine Soldiers and most Combat Veterans bit the bullet because of this BS called integrated training. If they had been left in there environment and allowed to train there gender, none would have forfeited their careers for some split tail that we were FORCED to call "SOLDIER." I am sorry but, the truth is, the Army did itself an injustice and is now reaping what it sewed.

When the US Army finally gave up in this integrated concept why in Gods name didn't they learn from there mistakes? Where are the documented records and reports of the failure? Who or which asshole brought this nightmare back to my Army?

I remember vividly not to many years ago when the US Army and Fort Jackson announced that it was going to begin Integrated Training at Fort Jackson. Hell, I was one of the first to YELL at the top of my lungs, "You Dumb Ass, We Tried That Before, It Failed, What The Fuck Are You Thinking? They did it anyway and now, we see the results. Everything is once again geared to accommodate the Females and to Pamper the snot nosed pukes.

God help us if we are so blind that we cannot learn from our mistakes! If I had not, I would have been one of the 58,000 names on the wall in DC.

Thanks for your thorough look at Fort Jackson. I am not surprised at what you saw and, I will not be surprised when we provide each new Trainee with Condoms, Diaframs, Nintendo, American Express Cards, and Free Disney Tours! Sorry about that Disney thing, I forgot we already do provide that......

Sincerely,

Danny L. Medders

First Sergeant, Ret.

00F, 11B4X, Grunt


Sir,

I wrote earlier about the situation at Fort Knox. I wrote before I was able to read your article about your visit to Jackson. I am sad to say that the weaknesses you encountered there are taking serious root here in the 1st Armor Training Brigade. One of my former Drill Sergeant buddies was yelling at some trainees to hurry up a few days ago and the Post CSM told him that he better never raise his voice at trainees again. The CSM told him that he looked at the trainees as if they were his children, and he doesn't appreciate someone yelling at his children. I am a Cavalry Scout, and the Squadron responsible for training Scouts seemes to be one of the last places where somewhat demanding training still took place, until a new command took over last July and trainees who refused to train became more credible than dedicated NCOs, and court martialing Drill Sergeants became popular.

I am told by another of my former battle buddies from "the trail" that in their most recent end of cycle AAR, they were told by the Brigade Commander that as Drill Sergeants they had two primary responsibilities. One is to graduate as many soldiers as they could, and two is to mold them to be "hometown recruiters". Nothing was said about molding them to be combat ready cavalrymen, but "hometown recruiters".

I think you might need to pay a visit to Fort Knox. It will no doubt sicken you to see that the Home of Armor has buckled to political politeness in exchange for teaching discipline and sacrifice. The worst thing is we are not even talking about the support units or the REMFs here, we are talking about tankers and scouts who will be on the very furthest of front lines.

Anon


Dear Colonel,

I'm writing in response to your article entitled "March of the Porcelain Soldiers", which I read on your website. Four years ago, I enlisted in the Army Reserve as a Military Policeman. I spent the next four years kicking myself in the ass for not enlisting Regular Army from the begining. I finally went to a recruiter and began the process of re-enlisting for the RA and on September 1st found myself at Fort Jackson, awaiting overseas assignment to Germany. While there, I took note of a plethora of incidents that ,at the very least, made do a double take. The first of these incidents was the attitude of the recruits toward their Drill Sergeants. Some recruits back-talked the Drill SGTs, while some showed a down right lack of respect towards any NCO, regardless of their headgear. At first, I thought it was because they hadn't made it to "Shark Attack" yet and took some gratification in knowing that that event would at the minimum shock the shit out of them. But, to my horror, I witnessed a "Shark Attack". It was what I remembered and it wasn't. In fact at hearing a Drill SGT's characteristic voice, I almost snapped to Parade Rest and I was just passing by. However, I don't remember being able to hand my Drill SGTs a "stress card" to puss out of a good old fashioned smoking. These kids could do that. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I had a Basic like your generation had, but we didn't have "stress cards" either. We had to endure the smoking, yelling or what ever the Drill SGTs threw at us. But the biggest shock to me came on September 11th.

When that day hit, I was in the Allterations shop getting my Class A's fitted, when another one of the prior service guys I knew came in and said that buildings in New York had been bombed. Being a native of Oklahoma, and living 25 minutes from OKC, I thought that this was another disgruntled Skin-Head who had gotten his hands on some cow-shit and a Ryder truck. Eventually, I learned it was worse. Later that night, the entire post began implementing Force Protection measures. Around the company I was assigned to, post were manned by 1 prior service member( to be responsible for the weapons and empty magazines that were issued) and 2 or 3 of these recruits. One night while working as CQ runner for the Staff Duty, I saw one of these posts. The Prior service guy, a PFC at the time, was telling the kids to shut up so he could hear the walkie-talkie he had, but these kids just told him to "Fuck off" or something. That was the straw that broke my back. I finished my smoke and headed their way. When I got about 5 feet from them, I let lose with my best Drill Sergeant voice and the ass-chewin comenced. These kids didn't know whether to shit or wind their watches. Finally, an actual Drill SGT comes up and wants to know why I was scaring these "poor kids". I told the Drill SGT what had happened and he "counseled" me on the right way to "provide corrective training" for the recruits. I fought back every flip comment that came to mind and just listened to this NCO babble on about nurturing these "young soldiers" and "molding them into'Tomorrow's Army' leaders". The Drill SGT then asked if I had anything to add. I did. I asked for "permission to speak freely", he granted it unknowingly. I said that in order to "mold" these kids, some need to learn a hard lesson. We are in a profession that has two outcomes;1) you fight and die or 2) you fight and live. I told him I prefered the second choice over the first. The sooner those recruits learned that, the better. He said I was wrong, that there's a third choice; grow old and retire with a chest full of medals. I still think he and, for the most part, the Army as a whole are obsessed with getting a degree, a chest full of "I was there" ribbons and too many "Boy Scout Badges", instead of doing the job of defending our nation.

Having relayed that, I can say only one thing about Fort Jackson: "I feel your pain, Sir."

Sincerely

Anon