BY DAVID H. HACKWORTH
11 January 2000
TWO STRIPERS AS CHIEFS
Last week, Al Gore said he'd require any appointee to the U.S.
armed forces Joint Chiefs of Staff to agree in advance to allow
homosexuals to serve openly in our military.
When asked about Clinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy,
here's how he responded: "I would insist before appointing
anybody to the Joint Chiefs of Staff that the individual support
my policy. And, yes, I would make that a requirement."
After enduring the next 48 hours of heavy incoming fire, the vice
president stumbled out of his bunker and told millions of Americans
they'd misheard. He weasel-worded that he "did not mean to
imply that there should ever be any kind of inquiry into the personal
political opinions of the officers."
Millions of Americans "misheard"? I don't think so.
Clearly, Gore lied. But what's new? He lied about his combat service
in Vietnam when he said he'd been there and done that grunt stuff,
lied about plowing the back 40 on his daddy's tobacco farm and
now is lying about what our ears transmitted to our brains.
Sure, most politicians lie. But to lie so blatantly about an issue
so critical to our security and then have the chutzpah to say
we got it wrong is even more insulting than usual.
My take is that, like President Lyndon Johnson, Gore has issues
with the brass. I reckon what we witnessed on television was the
real Gore caught dead in the center of a subconscious slip. He's
on record when he was a soldier in Vietnam for calling his officers
"fascists" and driving his buddies nuts over how much
he hated the Army.
Granted the Army drill must've been hard for a Harvard graduate
-- an enlisted man who'd led a privileged life of servants and
private schools. The son of a rich and powerful senator wouldn't
exactly be thrilled with an outfit that made him get up at o'dark
hundred, stand in line in the rain, eat out of a mess kit and
shout "How high, sir?" when told to jump.
Things got better once Gore got to Vietnam. There his basic weapon
was a Remington typewriter, and the headquarters' snack bar was
light-years away from the trenches where the daily fighting and
dying occurred. He was special: the only enlisted man in Vietnam
with his own bodyguard.
Gore's senator daddy also got his son's 12-month tour cut to five
by leaning on a political general. The unconnected, of course,
served a minimum of 12 months unless they went out Purple Heart
early on a stretcher or in a body bag.
So it's easy to see why he wants generals and admirals who'll
go-along-to-get-along, advisers to expedite his political agenda
and help scoop up the homosexual vote -- while finishing off our
But it's critical that the service chiefs and the chairman of
the JC of S be their own men, not presidential lap dogs. They
must be selected because they're the best in the armed forces
to win wars, not because they'll be the president's personal yes
The chiefs were just so politicized and manipulated by LBJ during
the Vietnam War. And as a result of LBJ's anti-brass paranoia,
his lies to the public and the service chiefs' dereliction of
duty, we lost our first war and have a black monument in Washington
D.C. inscribed with the names of 58,000 sacrificial lambs.
There's already been too much compromise and not enough standing
tall by the chiefs and the rest of our brass hats. In the last
seven years, not one serving senior officer has challenged the
Clinton-Gore agenda -- pushing political correctness and committing
our forces on wrongheaded missions -- that's led to the near destruction
of our military.
If Gore becomes the prez, I bet a six-pack not one serving admiral
and general will sell his or her soul for a chief's job if it
means going along with Gore's open-homosexuality-in-the-ranks
scenario. There'll be an avalanche of resignations instead. And
then a bunch of very liberal corporals will be brought in to take
over the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Finally, the Clinton-Gore demolition
job on the armed forces will be complete!
It just might be expedient to learn Chinese.